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Dive Man: page 18

August 3rd, 2014, 12:00 pm

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Author's Comments:

August 2nd, 2014, 4:48 pm

This should go without saying, buuuuuut...

DO NOT TELL US WHAT WIRE DOES.

DOING SO WILL GET YOU STABBED, MAULED, DESTROYED, AND FROWNED UPON.

Thank you for your consideration.

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August 2nd, 2014, 9:10 pm

User's Comments:

Reply Shadow_Da_Hedgie, August 3rd, 2014, 12:02 pm

While I'm not going to tell you what it does... TMO is actually right. Dive Man's stage is the worst stage they could have given you it for.

Reply Napo, Unlaunched Cannon, August 3rd, 2014, 12:03 pm

… Should we at least tell you how to use it?

'Cause if you never know, you'd pretty much have wasted your time getting it.

Reply hitkid96fan, August 3rd, 2014, 12:11 pm

I am going to use WIRE as a replacement for the slightly-broken wire on one of my GameCube controllers.

Reply Djoing, August 3rd, 2014, 12:12 pm

@Napo, Unlaunched Cannon:

Nah. Don't.

If we end up not getting to use it, then too bad.

Reply Shadow_Da_Hedgie, August 3rd, 2014, 12:27 pm

@Djoing: It wouldn't be a huge loss. Heck, I'm pretty sure you don't need the balloon either, so unlike in the first game where you HAVE to get the Magnet Beam, I'm pretty sure the Balloon and Wire are completely optional.

Reply Djoing, August 3rd, 2014, 1:23 pm

@Crash guy:
Comment deleted.

No hinting.

Reply Enker and Treble (Guest), August 3rd, 2014, 1:35 pm

E: Oh, I remember wire. It's the one that *ClawSlapped*
T: No telling them your memories until there is nothing to spoil!
E: =(. By the way, will you be playing the gameboy games? I want to fight you.

Reply 1ce_k1d, August 3rd, 2014, 1:38 pm

@Djoing: You specifically say not to spoil it and everyone tests the limit of it.

Reply AtmaD12, August 3rd, 2014, 2:28 pm

What color is the wire? Should you cut it?

Reply Luigi_96, August 3rd, 2014, 2:39 pm

I only vaguely know what it does anyway.

Reply Press Up And B (Guest), August 3rd, 2014, 2:52 pm

I am not going to tell you how to use the Wire. You won't get anything out of me. NOPE!
Not a single hint.

Reply NikNW, August 3rd, 2014, 3:50 pm

Ah, I remember when I figured out what the wire does. I can still hear the credits song playing when I think of it.

Reply The_mad_one, August 3rd, 2014, 7:33 pm

Thanks everyone for already spoiling that wire is hard to understand.

Reply Djoing, August 3rd, 2014, 7:51 pm

You'd think 'Don't tell us anything' would be easier to understand...

Reply Napo, Unlaunched Cannon, August 3rd, 2014, 9:35 pm

On a slightly unrelated note, do you guys happen to remember the "Numpad 6 glitch" I mentioned back in Mega Man 3? It works only in that game.

Also, I think you should deal more reasonable/realistic 'threats' to people so they can take you more seriously. Like, no one's afraid of being raped, but they'd be more afraid of, say, a temporary ban or "punishment hiatus" or something like that.

Reply The_mad_one, August 3rd, 2014, 10:16 pm

@Napo, Unlaunched Cannon: We don't want to resort to threats. We want people not to spoil things because we ask nicely and they get a better comic in return.

Reply Goku521, August 4th, 2014, 8:04 am

People spoil for one of the following reasons.

1. They want to be helpful but can't understand the concept of DON'T SPOIL!

2. They have a short-term memory and always forget the rule of DON'T SPOIL!

3. They want to be complete assholes and spoil everything just for the lulz.

Seriously, what part of DON'T SPOIL is so hard for some people to understand?

Seriously, I know a LOT about Mega Man, so I am starting to want to become an author of this comic so I can skim over the comments and delete all spoilers before DJ and TMO see them.

Reply super guy (Guest), August 4th, 2014, 9:32 am

HAW HAW BLAAAHHH! (note: the blaahh was from a lazor.)

Reply Arcict (Guest), August 4th, 2014, 11:15 am

Oh hey! You found my wire! I've been looking for that!

Yeah, just keep trying, you'll figure it out. But for now, you've got a robot master to kill.

Or die trying, probably that.

Reply Napo, Unlaunched Cannon, August 4th, 2014, 4:48 pm

@The_mad_one: Yeah, but, saying like "I'm gonna eat your ribs" is less… convincing(?), than "Please do not tell us…".

The latter hurts more than an actual threat sometimes, but it works. Usually.

Reply leo_dragon_knight, August 4th, 2014, 7:12 pm

I don't even know if I ever used Wire, So I can only guess based on the symbol.

Reply Extremmefan, August 5th, 2014, 1:01 pm

@leo_dragon_knight: I never got the wire... the only time I used it was in Mega Man 8-Bit Deathmatch. And it was completely optional, except for escaping (do NOT think it's useless, everything has a use) (NO! I does NOT help you to get out of the stage, this is no hint.)
EDIT: It's does not help escaping in Mega Man 3, I think.

Reply Lord Enigma, August 6th, 2014, 9:13 pm

It seems like people have a natural desire to spoil things after being told not too.

Have you considered banning them? That might make the message clear.

Reply Extremmefan, August 7th, 2014, 12:12 pm

@Lord Enigma: You're right, I think most of the commenters here need to be banned to understand what "No spoilers" means. (If you read my comment, you can see if it's a spoiler or not, though I think it isn't one at all.)

Reply Extremmefan, August 7th, 2014, 12:14 pm

@Goku521: 1 and 2 for me (I have short memory and I try to be helpful. However, I try not to spoil anyway.)

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