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Shadow Man revisited: page 28

April 13th, 2012, 12:00 pm

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Author's Comments:

March 8th, 2012, 2:42 pm

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I HAVE A HAT.

September 21st, 2019, 2:46 am

March 8th, 2012, 2:44 pm

I WOULDN'T WANT YOUR HAT IF IT WAS THE ONLY THING LEFT TO EAT.

March 8th, 2012, 2:45 pm

WELL I WASN'T GIVING IT TO YOU ANYWAY.
HATHATER.

March 8th, 2012, 2:47 pm

GOOD. PERHAPS YOU COULD BURN IT THEN.
MAD HATTER.

March 8th, 2012, 2:48 pm

IF THERE WAS ANYONE WHO SHOULDN'T BE CALLING SOMEONE ELSE MAD IT WOULD BE YOU.

YOU MAD MAN.

March 8th, 2012, 2:49 pm

WELL MY HAT IS AWESOME.

March 8th, 2012, 2:50 pm

IF BY AWESOME YOU MEAN STUPID, THEN I AGREE.

March 8th, 2012, 2:50 pm

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAT.
YOU FOOL.

March 8th, 2012, 2:51 pm

NEITHER AM I.
YOU FOOLHARDY FOOLISH FOOL.

March 8th, 2012, 2:53 pm

OBVIOUSLY YOUR MEMORY DOES NOT OUTLAST YOUR BATTLE ATTENTION SPAN.

WE WERE CLEARLY DISCUSSING YOUR STUPID HAT.

March 8th, 2012, 2:54 pm

I AM NOT EVEN LISTENING TO YOU OR YOUR STUPID HAT ANY MORE.

LALALALA I HEAR NO STUPID HAT.

March 8th, 2012, 2:56 pm

THEN PULL THAT MOUSTACHE OUT OF YOUR EARS.

March 8th, 2012, 2:57 pm

LALALALALALALALA
I AM BLOCKING OUT MEANINGLESS DRABBLE THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
I CAN ONLY HEAR INTELLIGENT CONVERSATIONS.

March 8th, 2012, 3:00 pm

IN THAT CASE YOU MIGHT AS WELL STOP SINGING.

March 8th, 2012, 3:01 pm

LALALALALALALALA

March 8th, 2012, 3:02 pm

DJ LOOK.

IT IS A STINKY TRASHCAN.

QUICK! PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD AND BRAG ABOUT THE THING!

March 8th, 2012, 3:03 pm

OH IS IT A STINKY TRASHCAN?

I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU.

March 8th, 2012, 3:05 pm

I'M NOT SURPRIZED, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE A LEAF THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD.

March 8th, 2012, 3:07 pm

BUT I CAN SURELY SEE A LEAF THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD SINCE IT IS SO ENORMOUS.

March 8th, 2012, 3:09 pm

THAT'S BECAUSE MINE ACTUALLY HAS BRAINS IN IT.

March 8th, 2012, 3:12 pm

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? I AM STILL BLOCKING OUT MEANINGLESS DRABBLE THAT COULD NEVER BE TRUE.

March 8th, 2012, 3:14 pm

WELL SINCE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOU, YOU MUST HAVE HEARD IT ALL.

March 8th, 2012, 3:18 pm

I HEARD NOTHING.

March 8th, 2012, 3:19 pm

HEY DJ.

March 8th, 2012, 3:20 pm

YES?

March 8th, 2012, 3:23 pm

YOUR HAT IS STUPIIIIID!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

March 8th, 2012, 3:29 pm

GO ON, SAY WHAT YOU WANNA SAY ALREADY.
YOU'RE JUST MOVING YOUR MOUTH UP AND DOWN.

March 8th, 2012, 3:30 pm

I'LL MOVE YOUR MOUTH UP AND DOWN!

*repeatedly bashes Dj's head into the floor*

March 8th, 2012, 3:30 pm

*ded*

March 8th, 2012, 3:31 pm

HAHAHA I KILLED YOU.

NOW I WILL BURN YOUR STUPID HAT.

March 8th, 2012, 3:32 pm

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

IN ORDER TO PROVE YOU ARE BETTER THAN SOMEONE WITH AN AWESOME HAT, YOU HAVE TO BE A COLD BLOODED MURDERER.
THAT IS STUPID.

END OF STORY.

March 8th, 2012, 3:33 pm

SHUT UP I AM BURNING YOUR HAT HAHAHA.

March 8th, 2012, 3:35 pm

WELL I AM BURNING YOUR LIVER.

March 8th, 2012, 3:36 pm

NO YOU'RE NOT BECAUSE MY LIVER HAS LASER EYE FISTS THAT KILL YOU.

March 8th, 2012, 3:39 pm

HA, LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM BURNING YOUR LIVER BY DEFLECTING YOUR LASER EYE FISTS BACK AT IT.

March 8th, 2012, 3:44 pm

BUT BECAUSE I BURNED YOUR HAT, YOUR MAGIC RESISTANCE HAS DECREASED BY 4. SO I CAN NOW CAST UBZULLA ON YOUR TOES.

MY LIVER IS SAVED.

March 8th, 2012, 3:45 pm

BUT I CAN STILL CAST ANTIUBZULLA,

SO YOUR TOES WILL BE UBZULLA'D.

March 8th, 2012, 3:48 pm

NO, BECAUSE YOU DIED EARLIER.

MY UBZULLA HAS A PIERCING EFFECT ON ALL DEFENSIVE SPELLS CAST BY UNDEAD.

March 8th, 2012, 3:48 pm

Oh. Crud.

...

THEN I CAST METEOR.

March 8th, 2012, 3:50 pm

I SEND OUT MY SUPREMELY AWESOME FEDORA TO BLOCK THE METEOR.

March 8th, 2012, 3:51 pm

BUT I BURNED YOUR FEDORA WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING.

March 8th, 2012, 3:55 pm

THAT WAS NOT MY FEDORA.

IT WAS MY DECOYRA.

ALSO MY FEDORA HAS +412 FIRE RESISTANCE BECAUSE OF THIS PILE OF RED GEMS. YOU CANNOT BURN IT.

March 8th, 2012, 3:58 pm

VERY WELL THEN. BUT WHILE YOU WERE COMING UP WITH THE NAME DECOYRA, I CREATED AN ARMY OF BOWLER HAT MINIONS.

March 8th, 2012, 4:04 pm

BUT DECOYRA IS A DRAGON FEDORA. IT WILL USE ITS FLAMETHROWER ATTACK TO BURN YOUR ARMY WITH EASE.

March 8th, 2012, 4:07 pm

BUT MY BOWLERIANS HAVE +531 DRAGON RESISTANCE.

ALSO THEY SHOOT ICE.

March 8th, 2012, 4:09 pm

THEY CAN'T SHOOT ICE, YOU'RE STILL UNDER THE EFFECT OF UBZULLA.

GO AND WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH BURNING ACID.

March 8th, 2012, 4:11 pm

MY BOWLERIANS ARE NOT UNDER THE EFFECT OF UBZULLA. IT IS CLASSIFIED AS A DRAGON-TYPE SPELL.

March 8th, 2012, 4:14 pm

YOU ARE THEIR COMMANDER, AND YOUR TOES ARE UNDER THE EFFECT OF UBZULLA.

THE GUIDEBOOK STATES, AT PAGE 397, THAT ALL MINIONS UNDER A COMMANDER WHOSE MOUTH, TOES OR FINGERS ARE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF UBZULLA, CANNOT USE ANY ICE-BASED ATTACKS.

March 8th, 2012, 4:16 pm

March 8th, 2012, 4:17 pm

SHUT UP DAVE. YOUR HAT IN WILY STAGE 6 WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE BOWLER HAT.

ALSO ALL YOUR MINIONS HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH UBZULLA AND ARE DYING.

March 8th, 2012, 4:21 pm

I SURRENDER. DAVE HAS SHOWN ME THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.

March 11th, 2012, 12:26 pm

DAVE IS THE BIGGEST IDIOT YOU EVER CAME UP WITH.

GO FIGURE.

March 11th, 2012, 12:27 pm

WELL HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE BIGGEST IDIOT I CAME UP WITH IF I HAD THOUGHT UP YOU.

March 11th, 2012, 12:28 pm

INDEED.

YOU WOULD'VE BEEN THE BIGGEST IDIOT, FOR THINKING UP SOMEONE WHO ALREADY EXISTS.

March 11th, 2012, 12:31 pm

BUT AT LEAST I WOULDN'T BE AS STUPID AS YOU.

March 11th, 2012, 12:35 pm

YES YOU WOULD. YOU'RE ACTUALLY TAKING ADVICE FROM DAVE.

March 11th, 2012, 12:44 pm

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT WASN'T DAVE. THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE MOST INTELLIGENT CREATURE IN THE WORLD DISGUISED AS DAVE.

March 11th, 2012, 12:45 pm

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT I DISGUISED DAVE AS THE MOST INTELLIGENT CREATURE IN THE WORLD DISGUISED AS DAVE.

I KNEW YOU'D FALL FOR IT.

March 11th, 2012, 12:46 pm

I KNEW YOU DID THAT AND REPLACED DAVE DISGUISED AS THE MOST INTELLIGENT CREATURE DISGUISED AS DAVE WITH THE ACTUAL MOST INTELLIGENT CREATURE DISGUISED AS DAVE.

I ran a DNA test to prove it is the real one.

March 11th, 2012, 12:50 pm

WELL EVEN IF HE WAS THE MOST INTELLIGENT CREATURE, YOU'RE TAKING HIS ADVICE NO LONGER!

HAHAHAHA!

Also, I'm adding a level 4 poison to ubzulla. Your turn.

March 11th, 2012, 1:21 pm

Little did you know that when we were talking about the most intelligent man, I conjured an entity that could cure ubzulla.

He couldn't make it dissapear, so he moved it to your hat.

March 11th, 2012, 5:07 pm

YOU CHEATER.

I DISBAND UBZULLA AND CAST EARTHQUAKE ON YOUR ARMY. THEY SHALL CRUMBLE JUST AS THE FLOOR BENEATH THEM.

March 11th, 2012, 5:17 pm

Well just in case you tried to ubzulla my army, I put a minor reflect spell on them and myself, so now the floor is breaking for both of us.

March 11th, 2012, 5:19 pm

BUT I HAVE MY DRAGON DECOYRA.

*hops on*

March 11th, 2012, 5:20 pm

Oh, the entity I just conjured was a giant demon bird, by the way.
*me and minions on bird*

March 11th, 2012, 5:21 pm

THE GIANT DEMON BIRD IS A MAGICAL BEING.

YOUR MINIONS CURRENTLY REFLECT MAGIC.

PREPARE TO GO SPLAT.

March 11th, 2012, 5:22 pm

The bird is more powerful than them...

Bye minions. I'll pick you up later.

March 11th, 2012, 5:23 pm

NO YOU WON'T, BECAUSE THE EARTHQUAKE JUST DESTROYED THEM.

NOW I PLAY FLYING PANCAKE SUMMONER.

YOUR DEMON BIRD SHALL EAT PANCAKES TILL IT IS TOO FAT TO FLY.

March 11th, 2012, 5:26 pm

MY DEMON BIRD ISN'T AS STUPID AS YOUR HAT. IT KNOWS NOT TO TRUST FLYING FOOD.

MEANWHILE I CAST METEOR AGAIN.

March 11th, 2012, 5:28 pm

METEOR WON'T EVEN SCRATCH DECOYRA.

BUT:

BLUE IS BETTER THAN YELLOW.

March 11th, 2012, 5:29 pm

!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.

RAAAAAAAAAAAHR!

*summon 20 more demon birds*

March 11th, 2012, 5:31 pm

I SUMMON THE BLUE HUGE PLANET OF BIRD CRUSH.

YOUR YELLOW BIRDS GO BYE BYE.

Also, I'm leaving this planet. cya.

*hops onto blue huge planet of bird crush*

March 11th, 2012, 5:32 pm

I SUMMON RED PLANET OF PLANET CRUSH.

Mwahahahaha. I knew you would resort to this sooner or later. So I came prepared.

March 11th, 2012, 5:32 pm

I SUMMON THE GREEN PLANET THAT CRUSHES RED PLANETS AND ALSO BIRDS.

March 11th, 2012, 5:33 pm

I SUMMON THE PURPLE GALAXY THAT CRUSHES EVERYTHING EXCEPT RED PLANETS AND BIRDS AND DJOING.

March 11th, 2012, 5:34 pm

I CAST UBZULLA ON YOUR GALAXY.

TAKE THAT.

March 11th, 2012, 5:34 pm

WELL I SUMMON ANOTHER ONE.

AN IMMUNE ONE.

March 11th, 2012, 5:36 pm

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR IMMUNE GALAXY IS ACTUALLY DAVE DISGUISED AS A GALAXY.

I UNLEASH INTERESTING OBJECT OF IDIOT DISTRACTION.

DAVE DISGUISED AS A GALAXY GOES OUT OF PLAY.

March 11th, 2012, 5:37 pm

Well I don't know what Dave disguised as a galaxy could possibly achieve anyway...

I STILL HAVE THE DEMON BIRD. HE MOVES THE UBZULLA FROM MY FIRST GALAXY TO YOU.

March 11th, 2012, 5:39 pm

I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THAT.

I ACTIVATE BLUE PLANET MIRROR.

IT REFLECTS YOUR STUPID HAT AND MAKES THE DEMON BIRDS HATE YOU.

DEMON BIRD! JOIN MY SIDE AND MOVE UBZULLA BACK TO DJ AND HIS GALAXY.

March 11th, 2012, 5:39 pm

Um. The hat was already burned up, remember?

Also it wasn't stupid.

March 11th, 2012, 5:40 pm

Oh.

Um, in that case...

BLUE PLANET. CRUSH HIS BIRDS.

March 11th, 2012, 5:42 pm

I ACTIVATE THE ABILITY OF PURPLE GALAXY THAT CRUSHES EVERYTHING EXCEPT RED PLANETS AND BIRDS AND DJOING.

(it crushes everything except red planets and birds and Djoing, just FYI)

March 11th, 2012, 5:43 pm

YOU CAN'T. MY PLANET WOULD HIT FIRST AND RESET THE UBZULLA TO YOUR GALAXY WHICH PREVENTS IT FROM UNLEASHING ANY APOCALYPTICAL MOVES.

March 11th, 2012, 5:45 pm

I UPGRADED MY GALAXY WITH +∞ UBZULLA RESISTANCE.

WITH MINOR SYMPTONS OF CONVENIENT TIME TRAVEL.

March 11th, 2012, 5:48 pm

FOOL! TIME TRAVEL MOVES HIM THROUGH THE DIMENSION OF PARALLEL TIME LINES.

UBZULLA ALWAYS COMES OUT ON TOP IN THAT DIMENSION, AND THEREFORE CANCELS YOUR UBZULLA RESISTANCE.

ALSO YOUR BIRDS ARE GONE NOW.

AND MY DECOYRA HITS YOU FOR 72 DRAGON DAMAGE.

March 11th, 2012, 5:50 pm

HA, BUT IT WAS CONVENIENT TIMETRAVEL.WHICH MEANS IT DID NOT DO TIME TRAVEL UNLESS IT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL TO ME.

AND THE SCENARIO YOU JUST THOUGHT HAPPENED WAS ACTUALLY DAVE DISGUISED AS THAT SCENARIO.

March 11th, 2012, 5:50 pm

IN THAT CASE I THROW DAVE AGAINST YOUR FACE.

March 11th, 2012, 5:51 pm

HA! FOOLED YOU! IT WAS ACTUALLY A PILLOW DISGUISED AS DAVE DISGUISED AS THAT SCENARIO.

March 11th, 2012, 5:52 pm

WELL I FILLED THE PILLOW WITH ORANGE BRICKS OF CRUSH DJ'S FACE REAL PAINFUL-LIKE.

March 11th, 2012, 5:53 pm

OH.

UM.

I CAST SUPERSIDESTEP TO EVADE YOUR ATTACK.

March 11th, 2012, 5:54 pm

CURSE IT.

I CAST UBZULLA ON DAVE FOR THE HECK OF IT.

March 11th, 2012, 5:55 pm

MEANWHILE THE ONE MINION I DID NOT CAST REFLECT ON USES THE GALAXY SWORD (made of 100% real galaxies) TO BACKSTAB YOU.

March 11th, 2012, 5:56 pm

MY RAZORBACK STUNS YOUR GALAXY SWORD AND ALSO SENDS IT BACK IN TIME WHERE UNEVOLVED MONKEYS LAUGH AT IT.

I WOULD MIMIC THE LAUGH BUT YOUR VOICE IS TOO COMPLEX.

March 11th, 2012, 5:58 pm

(oh how clever)

HE USES HIS SECOND GALAXY SWORD (with 1% less real galaxies) TO FRONTSTAB YOU.

March 11th, 2012, 5:59 pm

I USE SUPERSIDESTEPDODGE AND SUPERSIDESTABATTACK.

March 11th, 2012, 6:00 pm

YOU FOOL, THAT WAS ACTUALLY... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

SINCE YOU STABBED SOMETHING ON WHICH YOU CAST UBZULLA YOURSELF, YOU ARE NOW INFLICTED WITH UBZULLA D.

March 11th, 2012, 6:01 pm

WRONG.

IT WAS ACTUALLY YOU DISGUISED AS DAVE.

March 11th, 2012, 6:02 pm

THAT IS WHAT I WANTED YOU TO THINK.

IT WAS ACTUALLY A CLONE OF ME DISGUISED AS ME.

March 11th, 2012, 6:03 pm

INDEED, AND THE CLONE DOES NOT HAVE UBZULLA CAST UPON HIM.

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CLONE!!!

*finishing blow*

March 23rd, 2012, 3:09 pm

BUT THE CLONE DID HAVE TNT ON HIM.
THAT EXPLODES WHEN HE IS KILLED.
Don't ask why.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:10 pm

I DO ASK WHY.

WHY?

UNLESS YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT THERE WAS NO EXPLOSION.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:11 pm

BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO KILL HIM.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:12 pm

NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU GET 5 PENALTY UBZULLA DAMAGE.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:14 pm

WELL, WHILE I WAS DISTRACTING YOU ANOTHER CLONE OF ME SHOT YOU WITH A BAZOOKA.

Also I use potion of Regnu to recover from Ubzulla and to heal.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:16 pm

I KNEW YOU WOULD FIRE A BAZOOKA SO I EQUIPPED THE PROJECTILE CATCHING GLOVE AND CAUGHT THE MISSILE.

NOW I WILL THROW IT AT YOUR POTION SO IT SHALL SHATTER AND SPLATTER.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:18 pm

AHA, IT WAS ACTUALLY A PROJECTILE CATCHING GLOVE DISGUISED AS A POTION OF REGNU.

NOW I THROW IT BACK WHOLE MY CLONE SHOOTS ANOTHER ONE, AND THESE GLOVES CAN ONLY CATCH ONE PROJECTILE AT A TIME.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:19 pm

YOUR CLONE IS DEAD.

SO I THROW IT BACK AGAIN WHILST SENDING MY BLUE PLANET AT YOU.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:21 pm

AHA, BUT IN MY OTHER HAND I HAVE MY PLANET CATCHING GLOVE. SO I THROW THEM BOTH BACK.

Also, I'm sorry, it was the third clone I was talking about, not that one. Anyway, he shoots too.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:25 pm

I CATCH THE MISSILE, THEN SACRIFICE THE MISSILE, GLOVE AND PLANET TO SUMMON TERRIBLE GLOVE BURNAGE OF DEATH.

YOUR GLOVES ARE NOW BURNING YOU TO DEATH.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:26 pm

WHAT YOU DIDN'T REALISE IS THAT I HAVE GLOVES UNDER MY GLOVES THAT HAVE +53 DEATH FIRE RESISTANCE.

NOW I USE MY FLAMING GLOVES OF DEATH TO PUNCH YOU!

March 23rd, 2012, 3:28 pm

TERRIBLE GLOVE BURNAGE OF DEATH LAUGHS AT YOUR RESISTANCE AND NOW DEALS A QUADRUPLE 4000 DAMAGE PER TURN.

HAHA.

FOOL.

WHO IS STUPID.

March 23rd, 2012, 3:31 pm

ALSO I HAVE A +100% LAUGH PROTECTION ON MY GLOVES.

SO ITS LAUGH HAS NO EFFECT AND I AM STILL RESISTANT.

March 23rd, 2012, 4:54 pm

YOU DON'T GET IT BECAUSE YOU TOO STUPID.

IT'S NOT THE LAUGH THAT DAMAGES YOU, IT'S THE 4000+ FIRE DAMAGE.

March 23rd, 2012, 5:04 pm

WELL UH...

I PUNCHED YOU AND THEN TOOK OFF THE GLOVES AND DRANK A POTION OF REGNU.

HA.
I was ttly just trying to distract you with that laughing thing. You saw through that, I guess I should be impressed because of that.

March 23rd, 2012, 5:40 pm

You should have been impressed in the first place.

March 23rd, 2012, 5:54 pm

I CANNOT BE IMPRESSED BY YOU OR YOUR SKILLS EVEN IF I TRIED.

March 29th, 2012, 6:47 am

THAT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M DOING.

March 31st, 2012, 6:30 pm

I THINK YOU HAVE THAT BACKWARDS.

YOU ARE TOO STUPID FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

March 31st, 2012, 6:31 pm

NO YOU HAVE IT BACKWARDS.

YOU ARE TOO STUPID FOR ME TO BE TOO STUPID FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M DOING.

March 31st, 2012, 6:34 pm

MEH, I DON'T FEEL LIKE POINTING OUT ALL THEFLAWS IN WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

I EQUIP A LEVEL 40 RED CAP! AND I ACTIVATE ITS SPECIAL ABILITY, 'BURN EVERYTHING EXCEPT WEARER'!

March 31st, 2012, 6:35 pm

I SQUASH YOUR RED CAP WITH 'THE SQUASHER OF UNAWESOME THINGS'.

BECAUSE THAT IS A VERY UNAWESOME HAT.

IN FACT, IT IS STUPID.

March 31st, 2012, 6:37 pm

MY RED CAP OF CONVENIENT IMMUNITIES IS IMMUNE TO BEING SQUASHED.

AND IT IS STILL BURNING EVERYTHING.

March 31st, 2012, 6:39 pm

YOU HAVEN'T CALLED IT A RED CAP OF CONVENIENT IMMUNITIES, THERFORE IT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE, MEANING IT IS ONLY IMMUNE TO HEALING.

HAT GO SQUASH.

March 31st, 2012, 6:41 pm

OH.
THEN I EQUIP THE MAGNIFICENT FEATHERED HAT OF TERRIBLE POWER AND FEARFUL MONKEYS!
AND I SHOOT LASERS WITH IT.

March 31st, 2012, 6:49 pm

UWHAAAA!

THE MAGNIFICENT HAT OF TERRIBLE POWER AND FEARFUL MONKEEEEYS!

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

NOBODY'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO WEAR IT!

March 31st, 2012, 6:51 pm

THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE HELD IT ALL THESE YEARS.

AND ALSO IT LOOKS PRETTY SILLY ON SOME PEOPLE.

March 31st, 2012, 6:53 pm

No, it's because this game makes no sense.

BUT I SHALL NOT SURRENDER!

I CAST UBZULLA ON THE MAGNIFICENT HAT OF TERRIBLE POWER AND FEARFUL MONKEYS!

March 31st, 2012, 6:54 pm

HA! HA! HA! HA!

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, THIS HAT GRANTS 100% UBZULLA PROTECTION ON IT, ME AND MY WHOLE TEAM!
(there'snooneinmyteamrightnowbutignorethat)

March 31st, 2012, 6:55 pm

IN THAT CASE I SHALL CRUSH IT WITH MY PLANETS.

PLANETS.

CRUSH IT.

March 31st, 2012, 6:59 pm

I CAST SUPERSIDESTEP TO AVOID THE PLANETS!

AND MY HAT CASTS BEAM OF MERCILESS DEATH.

March 31st, 2012, 7:01 pm

I STEAL YOUR PURPLE GALAXY THAT YOU FORGOT AND NOW THAT ITS UBZULLA HAS BEEN CURED BY YOUR HAT IT CAN BLOCK THE BEAM OF MERCILESS DEATH.

I NOW PLAY LAME TRUCE OF YOU ARE TOO OVERPOWERED.

March 31st, 2012, 7:02 pm

I CRUSH YOUR LAME TRUCE.

AND MY HAT USES EPIC TRUCE OF EXPLOSIONS!

March 31st, 2012, 7:04 pm

IT IS NOT AWESOME TO CRUSH MY TRUCE, SO MY SQUASHER OF UNAWESOME THINGS SQUASHES YOUR SQUASHER OF LAME TRUCE OF YOU ARE TOO OVERPOWERED.

SO OUR TWO TRUCES TOGETHER FORM...:




LAME DAVE OF TEA TRUCE.

March 31st, 2012, 7:06 pm

The moral of this story is:
Overpoweredness leads to lame things.
*sips tea*

March 31st, 2012, 7:09 pm

Quite so, my well hatted brother.

*sip*

But your performance versus Woodoc remains rather atrocious.

User's Comments:

Reply virtualboy2558, April 13th, 2012, 12:25 pm

Longest. Argument. Ever. XD

Reply Evil Eye, April 13th, 2012, 12:26 pm

Iv'e probably said this before, but Im going to say it again "Wow just wow".

Reply Oceanus92, April 13th, 2012, 12:35 pm

...tl;dr?
I don't even.

Reply Shadow_Da_Hedgie, April 13th, 2012, 12:40 pm

I... um...
....
what just happened?

Reply _Accel_the_hedgehog_, April 13th, 2012, 12:55 pm

That was amazing.

Reply IG42 (Guest), April 13th, 2012, 1:00 pm

i summon blue eyes white dragon?? maybe??
also 5 HOURS!

Reply shadow9800, April 13th, 2012, 1:40 pm

@Djoing & The_mad_one: TOADMAN ORB OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

YOUR BOTH DEAD NOW & I AM THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhAHAhahhah ahaha hahah aha ha a ha *Cough* *Hack* *Wheeze* *Hack Hack*, Whew, Maniacal laughs sure do take the wind out of you.

Reply Supa Taaaaails!, April 13th, 2012, 1:53 pm

FUCKING. AWESOME.

Reply supercomputer276, April 13th, 2012, 2:15 pm

If this thing ever gets a TV Tropes page (which is really should), then this is totally being listed under Overly Long Gag.

Reply Apple, April 13th, 2012, 2:16 pm

*reads comic*
*Reads auther comments*
*gets popcorn*

Reply Smugleafdoofus3, April 13th, 2012, 2:32 pm

STOP ARGUING AND HAVE A TEA PARTY! Oh wait. you did that.

Reply Chaos Master, April 13th, 2012, 2:39 pm

Guys, guys! Can't just put this argument aside for a bit and take out all the frustration on the rest of the level? After that you can get back to being at eachother's throats.

Reply DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (Guest), April 13th, 2012, 2:59 pm

OMGWTFLONGESTAGEVER I SUMMON MEW TO USE OMFGWTFIWINATTACK OF DOOM AND SADNESS I WIN BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Reply Tailikku, April 13th, 2012, 3:10 pm

It's funny because that arguement started a month ago and ended just before April started

Reply youdont12know, April 13th, 2012, 3:13 pm

That made me lol at several points. (what is an ubzilla)

Reply Afrohawkman, April 13th, 2012, 3:27 pm

I HAVE BEEN ONE-UPED IN LONGEST AUTHOR COMMENT CURSES.

You will rue this day.

Reply DarkNut255, April 13th, 2012, 3:40 pm

O.O

Reply WCDA ROCKS! (Guest), April 13th, 2012, 3:48 pm

Whoah... That was weird... and the biggest amount of author comments I've seen on a single page. Speaking of author comments, I remember one where DJ was saying something, and then TMO said: "Um..." and added a link to a previous page and it happened a few times on the same page.

Which one was it again?

P.S

I SUMMON EXODIA, BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON, SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON, OBELISK THE TORMENTOR AND THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA! TOTAL OWNAGE ATTACK! I WIN! XDDDDDDDDDD

Reply Delta&Tilly, April 13th, 2012, 3:53 pm

O_o

Reply 1ce_k1d, April 13th, 2012, 3:54 pm

IT TOOK ME AN HOUR OR SOMETHING TO READ THAT ARGUMENT!!

Reply Tanokki, April 13th, 2012, 3:55 pm

I think I should recommend a psychiatrist to you two.

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 4:06 pm

fanart idea

edit: done
http://img2.smackjeeves.com/images/uploaded/comics/8/5/859fdf453hTZQ.png
maybe i didn't make it long enough...

Reply --Floob--, April 13th, 2012, 4:37 pm

This reminds me of a conversation I had with my friend earlier today. If anyone wants me to, I'll post it on here.

Reply Gun (Guest), April 13th, 2012, 5:10 pm

@awsome guy: AWSOME GUY

Y U LEAVE OUT NAPO

Reply Lord Enigma, April 13th, 2012, 5:15 pm

That was nuts.

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 5:57 pm

@shadow9800: toadorb, eh? how about...
GIGANTIC RAINBOW TREX WITH COLOSSAL SIZ FIREBREATHING PURPLE FLAME RESISTANT TO TOAD ORBS AND AS BIG AS 5600 RED STARS THAT IS LOYAL TO BROKOR IN A GOOD WAY AND CANNOT BE TURNED ON HIM AND ALSO HAS SHARP CLAWS AND DIAMOND TEETH WITH METALLIC SKIN RESISTANT ALSO TO LAVA, ICE, POISON, METEORS, AND EVERYTHING DESTROYERS. IT CAN ALSO FLY AND WHEN I TOUCH IT I DONT NEED TO BREATHE. THIS DOES NOT WORK ON ANYONE ELSE.
phew. i win.

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:07 pm

you win? never? i send out random person to beat your GIGANTIC RAINBOW TREX WITH COLOSSAL SIZ FIREBREATHING PURPLE FLAME RESISTANT TO TOAD ORBS AND AS BIG AS 5600 RED STARS THAT IS LOYAL TO BROKOR IN A GOOD WAY AND CANNOT BE TURNED ON HIM AND ALSO HAS SHARP CLAWS AND DIAMOND TEETH WITH METALLIC SKIN RESISTANT ALSO TO LAVA, ICE, POISON, METEORS, AND EVERYTHING DESTROYERS. IT CAN ALSO FLY AND WHEN I TOUCH IT I DONT NEED TO BREATHE. THIS DOES NOT WORK ON ANYONE ELSE.

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:11 pm

oh yeh? well, i send out, after the whole tree destr-
wait, u killd my GIGANTIC RAINBOW TREX WITH COLOSSAL SIZ FIREBREATHING PURPLE FLAME RESISTANT TO TOAD ORBS AND AS BIG AS 5600 RED STARS THAT IS LOYAL TO BROKOR IN A GOOD WAY AND CANNOT BE TURNED ON HIM AND ALSO HAS SHARP CLAWS AND DIAMOND TEETH WITH METALLIC SKIN RESISTANT ALSO TO LAVA, ICE, POISON, METEORS, AND EVERYTHING DESTROYERS. IT CAN ALSO FLY AND WHEN I TOUCH IT I DONT NEED TO BREATHE. THIS DOES NOT WORK ON ANYONE ELSE.??? Why you...take an ICE METEOR THAT SUMMONS MORE ICE METEORS THAT SUMMONS MORE ICE METEORS THAT SUMMONS MORE ICE METEORS THAT SUMMONS MORE ICE METEORS THAT SUMMONS MORE ICE METEORS THAT SUMMONS MORE ICE METEORS THAT SUMMONS MORE ICE METEORS. SO HA!!

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:12 pm

well if that's the way you feel i use my AWESOME UNICORN THAT IS ALSO ON FIRE TO BURN YOUR METEORS!!!!!!

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:13 pm

SCREW YOU.

I SEND OUT A GAY EXPLOSIVE PIKACHU!

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:14 pm

fine you beat me, i can't counter a gay pickachu. but i can counter an EXPLOSIVE GAY PICKACHU! go GIGANTIC RAINBOW TREX WITH COLOSSAL SIZ FIREBREATHING PURPLE FLAME RESISTANT TO TOAD ORBS AND AS BIG AS 5600 RED STARS THAT IS LOYAL TO AWESOME GUY IN A GOOD WAY AND CANNOT BE TURNED ON HIM AND ALSO HAS SHARP CLAWS AND DIAMOND TEETH WITH METALLIC SKIN RESISTANT ALSO TO LAVA, ICE, POISON, METEORS, AND EVERYTHING DESTROYERS. IT CAN ALSO FLY AND WHEN I TOUCH IT I DONT NEED TO BREATHE. THIS DOES NOT WORK ON ANYONE ELSE.

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:15 pm

HM.

CAN THAT "THING" BEAT MY...

PATANAMANAMALA?

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:16 pm

i'm pretty sure panama isn't spelled that way SPELLING CHAMPION!

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:17 pm

its a PATANAMANAMALA. YOU MORON.

PATANAMANAMALA'S ARE THESE STRANGE CREATURES THAT CAN ERASE ANYTHING FROM EXISTENSE.

IT ERASES YOUR TREX.

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:18 pm

but it erases your trex too! and by the way trex is spelled tyrannosaurus rex!

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:19 pm

MY TREX WAS ALREADY ERASED!

HA.

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:19 pm

now it's erased 4ever and it's tyrannosaurus rex to you!

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:22 pm

OH WELL. I DONT CARE FOR IT ANYMORE.

ANYWHO, U DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL HULABALOO! DONT SAY I SHOULD SPELL TREX THE WAY IT SHOULD.

Reply Lightning S. 464, April 13th, 2012, 6:22 pm

[redacted]

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:23 pm

Well YOU can't spell supercalafradilusticexpealadocious!

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:23 pm

...

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:24 pm

that's right! and its dot dot dot not ...

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:25 pm

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/4591/teaparty.png
WHAT?? WHO PUT THAT LINK? HE IS NOT WELCOME HERE.
*shoots the guy in link*

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:26 pm

you put the link! dave is in china by now you can't shoot him

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:27 pm

THAT'S RIGHT! BECAUSE HE WAS RUNNIN AWAY FROM YOU!!!!

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:27 pm

because i wanted to show you that even dave's spellin is better then yours!

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:28 pm

Oh jeez, i spell beetter than davee

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:28 pm

beeter! BEETER! SRSLY!

Reply Brokor, April 13th, 2012, 6:29 pm

BREAK 4 PIZZA?

Reply awsome guy, April 13th, 2012, 6:29 pm

SURE! RAGE QUIT! =P

Reply Smugleafdoofus3, April 13th, 2012, 6:38 pm

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/4591/teaparty.png Sorry Djoing bug I needed to do this.

Reply MEEP GOD, April 13th, 2012, 6:40 pm

Guys, guys, calm down. Your acting like spoiled children with these magic spell fights.

I suggest we settle this like spoiled adults and have a gentlemanly bout of boxing! Dibs on the Flaming Awesome Gloves of Awesome Doom!

Reply Alienoid, April 13th, 2012, 9:19 pm

From 7:42 to 12:09.

Reply MegadudeX9000 Mk2, April 13th, 2012, 10:45 pm

<------------------ My current avatar reaction...

Reply MarioKong, April 14th, 2012, 12:28 am

It took me half an hour to read all this.

Reply ShadowRock21, April 14th, 2012, 2:23 am

WHAT!YOU ARE IGNORANT EVERYONE!THE TRUE POWER IS...Barney the gay-dino*lets barny out of cage*sic em!
barney:heyyyyy...kids...wanna...playyyy...NOW!

Reply transformas123, April 14th, 2012, 3:19 am

STOP SPAMMING!!! THERES LIKE 100 COMMENTS HERE. STOP NOW!!!!!

Reply Smugleafdoofus3, April 14th, 2012, 6:20 am

@transformas123: We're not spamming.

Comment Number: 201

THAT'S A NEW RECORD!!!
OMG WE'RE SPAMMING!!!

Reply Metal (Guest), April 14th, 2012, 9:21 am

...I have nothing.

My internets are won.

Reply HyperTurtle32, April 14th, 2012, 8:07 pm

I. READ. EVERY. LAST. WORD. OF. YOUR. BATTLE.


I. FEEL. ACCOMPLISHED.

bllllaaaaaa...

Reply Stone_Merten, April 15th, 2012, 12:13 am

wow that was more amazing than the comic itself...

Reply MegaSomari36, April 15th, 2012, 6:35 am

This is the most comments I've ever seen on one page....DJ and Mad you have surpassed the expectations of the comment wizard of Smackjeeves! ._. ... I just thought of something...you two as long as your in this comic..are robots..Dave is also a robot..SINCE WHEN DO ROBOTS DRINK TEA?!
Oh yeah and @ everyone else: The argument starts in the comic, and keeps going for hours in the comments...

Reply youdont12know, April 15th, 2012, 7:11 am

@MegaSomari36: Read the latest page of two evil scientists.

Reply MegaSomari36, April 15th, 2012, 8:46 am

@IwillbenapoPRODUCTIONS: Woodoc is dead again, stop with the Wood puns!

Reply Shadow_Da_Hedgie, April 15th, 2012, 12:22 pm

@IwillbenapoPRODUCTIONS: I don't think they said they'd try it against Woodoc. They tried it and watched it bounce around a few pages ago.

Reply MegaSomari36, April 15th, 2012, 12:32 pm

@IwillbenapoPRODUCTIONS: You have forced my hand! SUPER SIZED MEGA WOOD MAN ATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Reply greenpowerstar, April 15th, 2012, 12:48 pm

DJ DID THE BEST HE COULD! *sob*

Reply transformas123, April 18th, 2012, 10:59 am

@Smugleafdoofus3: of course we are there now like 213 comments on this now (probably a world record) p.s i did it late soz :(

Reply The_mad_one, April 18th, 2012, 1:59 pm

@transformas123:

Not even close to a world record.

Check out this page:
http://twoevilscientists.smackjeeves.com/comics/1099107/no-update-update/

2614 comments as I'm typing this.

Reply Galarin, April 18th, 2012, 2:33 pm

...
Full. Of. Awesome!!!

Reply MarioKong, April 25th, 2012, 12:31 pm

Such good brother relationships.
XD

Reply AuraX (Guest), May 7th, 2012, 10:36 am

@Lightning S. 464:
The forum contains similarities to this argument, random insults, all-caps on for all participants and an avatar with Trixie.

Win.

Reply lstaff4, May 15th, 2012, 4:31 pm

I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT THIS COMIC




















Hi Dave :)

Reply ChaoticTheHedgehog, June 16th, 2012, 6:17 pm

comments COMMENT OVER LOAD!

Reply Sorakai, August 29th, 2012, 8:36 am

................................... .......................................................................................... .......................................................................................... .......................................................................................... .......................................................................................... .......................................................................................... ................................................................................... Waddafu-

Reply 1ce_k1d, October 3rd, 2012, 2:36 pm

WHAT DID I JUST READ?

Reply Smugleafdoofus3, October 27th, 2012, 7:45 pm

Read the comments to go on an adventure!

Reply ServantofCygnus, October 28th, 2012, 12:22 am

Player 'SoC' has encountered '?'
I CAST BUGSTOP, CHARGEMAX, BODYPACK, AND HP500 ON MYSELF
I CAST CYAN DRAGON OF PENULTIMATE BLAZING ICY SHOCKING ROLLING HOMING STINGING STORMY GODLYNESS!

Reply Evil guy 64 (Guest), November 29th, 2012, 11:16 am

Those hammer bros are patiently waiting!

Reply 1997Cjones, December 25th, 2012, 1:54 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Reply bartekolo, December 25th, 2012, 4:15 pm

@ServantofCygnus:
HAH! I CAST BUGS FILLED WITH ANTI-BUGSTOP, UNCHARGER OF MY NEMESIS,CHARGEMAX, BODYPACK DESTROYER, AND HP∞ ON MYSELF
I CAST BLUEDRAGON™ OF PENULTIMATE BLAZING FIRE SHOCKING ROLLING HOMING STINGING STORMY GODLYNESS.






PLUS AN COLA CAN.

Reply MarioKong (Guest), December 25th, 2012, 4:26 pm

@bartekolo: I THROW AN OLD SHOE ON YOUR HEAD AND CAST UBZULLA ON WOODOC!

Reply bartekolo, December 25th, 2012, 4:28 pm

@MarioKong:
YOU MEAN THAT SHOE I BURNED WHILE IT WERE IN AIR?

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 25th, 2012, 7:28 pm

@bartekolo: YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME! I CAST ALLUZBU, THE SPELL OF DOOM FROM THE MINUS LAND, ON YOU AND COMMAND MY CYAN DRAGON TO CAST STORMBOOMER TORNADOCUT ON YOU FOR 110 HP.

Reply bartekolo, December 26th, 2012, 4:05 am

@ServantofCygnus: OH YEAH? I CAST UBZULLA OF DOOM FROM NORMAL WORLD TO DEFLECT THE EFFECT OF THE ALLUZBU! AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LIFE I'VE GOT ∞ OF IT! BUT TO DESTROY YOUR CYAN DRAGON I COMMAND MY BLUEDRAGON™ TO CAST BIG (AND I MEAN REALLY BIG) FIREBALL TOWARDS YOU FOR 459 HP!

AND I OPEN MY COLA CAN
*SIP*

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 26th, 2012, 8:38 pm

@bartekolo: SINCE I AM A LEVEL 51 DEATH WIZARD WITH MANY PARTY SKILLS I CAST SACRIFICE, DEALING 40 DAMAGE TO MYSELF LEAVING ME WITH 1. HOWEVER IT THEN HEALS MY PARTY MEMBER OF CHOICE, MUA, FOR 750 HP AND INSTANTLY KILLS AN OPPONENT'S ALLY OF CHOICE.
BLUE DRAGON IS DEFEATED.
BECAUSE SAID DRAGON IS DEFEATED, YOUR TURN IS SKIPPED. I EQUIP THE HAT OF MOUNTAINIA DEW, WHICH FIRES LAZERS AT ANY NON-MT. DEW BEVERAGES WITHIN 3 LIGHT YEARS OF ME, CAUSING YOUR COLA TO SPILL ON YOUR SHOES.
YOUR TURN.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 26th, 2012, 9:07 pm

@ServantofCygnus: [A Wild ShinyHoundoom Appeared!]
Hey! I wanna fight, too!

I CAST THE DIETIZER SPELL ON YOUR HAT OF MT. DEW, TURNING IT INTO THE HAT OF DIET MT. DEW AND LOWERING ITS STATS LOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO DESTROY IT. I THEN USE THE ART OF FOOT-PUNCHING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY FOOT, CRITICALLY DAMAGING YOU.

AND THEN I FART ON BARTEKOLO'S FACE. NOW HE SMELLS LIKE CHEESE.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 27th, 2012, 12:41 am

I SUMMON A GOBLIN THAT WAS RAISED BY GIANT MICE TO EAT YOUR BUTT AND BARTEKOLOS ARMS BECAUSE OF THE CHEESE SMELL, CAUSING CRITICAL DAMAGE.
I SUMMON A CENTAUR OF DEATH TO MY SIDE.
BART'S TURN

Reply bartekolo, December 27th, 2012, 6:40 am

>BARTEKOLO: QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM DRAWER

Reply bartekolo, December 27th, 2012, 6:47 am

@ServantofCygnus:
>Bartekolo: CAST MEGADEATH-BOT TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
(JUST IN CASE: LVL ∞1000, ROCKETPROOF, LAZERSSSSSSS)

Reply Luxbot, December 27th, 2012, 9:06 am

Why are you guys fighting? We should have a New Years party!

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 27th, 2012, 9:52 am

SHUT UP, LUXBOT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A ROBOT. YOUR USERNAME IS MISLEADING.

LITTLE DID YOU REALIZE THAT MY FART GAVE BARTEKOLO THE POWERS OF THE CHEESE GOD. ALSO, I HAVE BUNS OF STEEL. THEY CANNOT BE DEVOURED SO EASILY.

NOW I CAST DELICIOUSICUS BACONTIVA ON YOU, TURNING YOU INTO BACON AND CAUSING YOUR CENTAUR TO EAT YOU.
SoC'S TURN

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 27th, 2012, 1:08 pm

YOU'RE REALLY TEAMING ON ME? UNACCEPTABLE. I EQUIP THE ROD OF DUPLIS, ALLOWING ME TO CHANGE THE TURN ORDER TO ME>BART>ME>SHINY.
I CAST PENULTIMATE SCARECROW IF UNDEAD DOOM AND LAZERS TO SHOOT SHINY, BART AND BARTS DEATHBOT, BECAUSE HE FORGOT TO CHECK ME AND SHINY'S LEVELS; INFINITY 1001. THE P.S.C. RETURNS HALF DAMAGE DONE TO YOU TO ME AS HP, CRITICALLY REFILLING MY HP.
I ALSO EQUIP THE KAIVESURNET AND THE RED RING FROM ZELDA FOR +150% DEFENCE.
BART'S TURN.

Reply Luxbot, December 28th, 2012, 12:04 am

I INTERRUPT HIS TURN WITH A +200,000 INTERRUPTING CHANCE SINCE I TRIED A TRUCE TWO TURNS BACK. I SUMMON PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE ATTORNEY WITH 100,000 DEFENSE POINTS AND 20,000 ATTACK POINTS. I CAST MY MONSTER PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE ATTORNEY'S ABILITY: OBJECTION TO DEAL FULL PHYSICAL DAMAGE TO SoC, Bart, AND Shiny WHILE AT THEE SAME TIME NEGATING ALL BUFFS OR DE-BUFFS OTHER PLAYERS USED ON A PLAYER OR MONSTER.

BART'S TURN.

Reply DragoniteMastah, December 28th, 2012, 5:08 am

I INTERUPT BARTS TURN TO SUMMON THE ULTIMATE ASS-KICKERY NYAN CAT WITH INFINITE ATTACK, AND DEFENSE POINTS. I CAST THE ULTIMATE ASS-KICKERY NYAN CAT'S ABILITY: THE NYAN SONG TO DEAL ULTIMATE DAMAGE TO SERVANTOFCYGNUS, SHINYHOUNDOOM229, LUXBOT,
AND BARTEKOLO AND ALSO KILLS THEIR MONSTERS IN ONE SHOT.

Reply blahmahsah (Guest), December 28th, 2012, 8:45 am

oh....what did i miss

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 28th, 2012, 11:14 am

SINCE BART ISN'T GONNA TAKE HIS TURN, I SHALL TAKE HIS TURN.

I SUMMON ICHIGO D. UZIMAKI (a combination of Ichigo, Luffy, and Naruto) WITH ∞ ATTACK AND DEFENSE POINTS. I ALSO ADD VIZOR MASK, NINE-TAILS CHAKRA, AND THE ALMIGHTY AFRO FROM LUFFY'S FIGHT WITH FOXY TO QUADRUPLE HIS ATTACK AND DEFENSE, GIVING HIM QUADFINITY ATTACK AND DEFENSE POINTS.

HE USES GOMU GOMU NO ZANGETSU RASANGAN ON SoC, LUX, MASTAH, AND HIS NYAN CAT, DESTROYING IT AND DEALING ∞ DAMAGE TO EVERYONE, BYPASSING ALL FORMS OF DEFENSES.

WHOEVER DECIDES TO GO NEXT'S TURN.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 28th, 2012, 1:54 pm

I cast MEME OBLITORATOR, WHICH OHKOS ALL MEMES.
PHEONIX WRIGHT AND NYAN CAT GO OUT OF PLAY.
I EQUIP THE FEATHERED HAT OF TERRIBLE POWER AND FEARFUL MONKEYS THAT I BORROWED FROM DJOING AND SHOOT LAZERS AT SHINY'S I.D.U, HALVING ITS HP POINTS.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 28th, 2012, 2:38 pm

I EQUIP SCHOLAR'S FEZ OF ULTRA SMRTNESS, INCREASING MY WISDOM AND ALLOWING ME TO CAST THE DEUX EX MACHINA SPELL AND REMOVE YOUR FEATHERED HAT, RED RING, AND KAIVESURNET.

I THEN ADD L'OREAL FOR SAYIANS ONTO I.D.U, GIVING HIM THE POWERS OF EVERY SAYIAN IN THE DBZ UNIVERSE TIMES ∞. NOW HE'S PREPARING HIS ULTIMATE ATTACK, GOMU GOMU NO ZANGETSU SPIRIT RASENGAN, WHICH WILL BE COMPLETELY POWERED UP IN 5 BILLIONS YEARS.

Reply Luxbot, December 28th, 2012, 3:00 pm

I CAST ARMAGEDDON.

WHICH IS A SPECIAL AND PHYSICAL SPELL WHERE THE STARS OF THE UNIVERSE FALL IN EVER SINGLE POSISTION POSSIBLE BY CLONING THEMSELVES AN INFINITE NUMBER OF TIMES AND FALLING FOREVER. AN INFINITE NUMBER OF TIMES.

THIS SPELL KILLS EVERYTHING INSTANTLY BUT USER. IT CANNOT BE SUPERSIDESTEPPED SIMPLY BECAUSE IT'S FALLING IN EVERY POSISTION.

Oh and Phoenix Wright isn't a meme, OBJECTION! is.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 28th, 2012, 4:10 pm

MY FEATHERED HAT CANNOT BE REMOVED AND PREVENTS REMOVAL OF ALL ITEMS BEING WORN IN MY PARTY. Y U SO DUMB.
FINE, OBJECTION GOES OUT OF PLAY. PHEONIX STAYS IN.
I CAST ENEMENYMENY, WHICH COMBINES THE POWERS OF EVERY VILLAIN IN THE UNIVERSE OF MY CHOICE TIMES INFINITY+1 AND COMPRESSES IT INTO A BALL OF DOOOOOM.
I SACRIFICE BALL OF DOOM FOR TOADMAN TO JOIN MY PARTY.
TOADMAN WILL BEGIN ATTACKING NEXT TURN.
I ALSO CAST AHMAHGAHDWHATDAHFUQ WHICH OBLITERATES ONE ENEMY OF CHOICE.
PHEONIX WRIGHT INDEED GOES OUT OF PLAY.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 28th, 2012, 4:54 pm

I QUICKLY CAST THE GETTING-THE-FUCK-OUTTA-HERE SPELL ON ME AND I.D.U, WHICH CREATES A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION FOR US TO AVOID LUX'S ARMAGEDDON. WHEN WE EMERGE, 5 BILLION YEARS HAS PAST FOR US. NOT ONLY HAS I.D.U'S ATTACK BEEN FULLY CHARGED, BUT I HAVE BECOME HOUNDOOM THE PLAID: MASTER OF OUTERDIMENSIONALSUPPERSIDESTEPPING AND CHOCOLATE FONDUE FOUNTAINS.

I.D.U USES HIS ULTIMATE ATTACK AND DESTROYS EVERYTHING WITHIN A ELEVENDY-BILLION LIGHT YEAR RADIUS EXCEPT ME FOR I USE MY OUTERDIMENTIONALSUPERSIDESTEP TO EVADE IT. ALSO, I CREATE A FOUNTAIN OF DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE FONDUE TO REPLENISH MINE AND I.D.U'S HEALTH TO MAX.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 28th, 2012, 7:51 pm

YOU ARE IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT DIMENSION, AND EVRYONE KNOWS ENERGY BASED ATTACKS CAN'T TRAVEL DIMENSIONS. LETS SEE YOU CHARGE ENOUGH MP TO GET BACK. :3
LUX. I CAST FROZEN FIRE STORM TO IN ORDER FREEZE YOU, BURN YOU SO THE WATER MELTS, AND ELECTROCUTE YOU TO DEATH.
THE PARALYSIS PREVENTS YOU FROM CASTING SPELLS FOR THE NEXT FIVE TURNS ME AND SHINY TAKE.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 28th, 2012, 8:42 pm

@ServantofCygnus: ......... Well, darn it.

I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CAST SPELLS ANYMORE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M HELPLESS YET! BEING A HUMAN/HOUNDOOM HYBRYD, I CAN USE A VARIETY OF ATTACKS WITHOUT IT AFFECTING MY MP, ONLY MY PP. AND SINCE I'M SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE HOUNDOOM, I CAN USE MOVES THAT HOUNDOOMS CAN'T LEARN AND FUSE THEM TOGETHER. NOT TO MENTION THAT I.D.U CAN STILL BLUDGEON YOU TO DEATH WITH HIS RUBBERY SAYIAN FIST, CHOP YOU TO CHUNKS WITH HIS ZANPAKUTO, AND MAKE A SHADOW CLONE ARMY OF HIMSELF. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE THAT FONDUE FOUNTAIN I MADE, WE'RE INVINCIBLE!

I USE SMOGSCREEN (SMOG+SMOKESCREEN) TO CREATE A BLINDING, POISONOUS BARRIER OF SMOKE WHILE I.D.U ATTACKS WITH A HIGH SPEED HOLLOWFIED SHADOW CLONE GATLING GUN BARRAGE. I FOLLOW UP WITH A RISING COMET PUNCH (FIRE PUNCH+SKY UPPERCUT) AND SEND YOU BLAZING SKYWARD INTO THE STRATOSPHERE. YOU ARE NOW POISONED AND BURNED AND YOU WILL LOSE 1/3 OF YOUR HEALTH PER TURN.

Reply Luxbot, December 28th, 2012, 9:14 pm

REMEMBER, ARMAGEDDON HAPPENS INFINTELY, SO NO MATTER WHAT TIME YOU'RE IN YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT.

SHINYHOUNDOOM TAKES 200,000,000,000 HEALTH POINTS AS A PENALTY FOR TRYING TO ESCAPE IT.

ALSO THAT PENALTY CAUSES ALL YOUR MONSTERS TO DIE.

ALSO OW. THAT HURTS.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 28th, 2012, 9:33 pm

@Luxbot: ICHIGO D. UZIMAKI! NOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU, LUXBOT! CURSE YOOOOOOOOU!!!

MY INNER RAGE IS UNLEASHED AND ALL MY STATS GET A MASSIVE BOOST. MY FIRE IS ALSO UPGRADED TO DARK FIRE, WHICH IS 666 TIMES STRONGER THAN REGULAR FIRE. I STRIKE YOU WITH HELLSTORM (TWISTER+BLAST BURN), TRAPPING YOU IN A WHIRLWIND OF HELLISH FLAMES.

AS FOR CoS, I USE SATAN SLICER (FIRE PUNCH+SHADOW CLAW) TO SLICE THROUGH YOUR DEFENSES AND CRITICALLY DAMAGE YOU. THEN I FINISH YOU OFF WITH GALES OF HELL (HEAT WAVE+OMINOUS WIND). I DRINK FROM THE CHOCOLATE FONDUE FOUNTAIN TO HEAL MY WOUNDS AND END MY TURN.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 29th, 2012, 2:03 am

HRG. POISON. I DRINK A POTION OF REGNU AND CAST the PERFECT HARMONY SPELL TO SUMMON ONE RANDOM CHARACTER FROM MM PERFECT HARMONY TO MY SIDE.
GO LOOK UP THE GAME IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
THE SPELL SUMMONS PROTOMAN WITH LEVEL THREE BUSTER AND LEVEL 6 BEAM SABER ONTO THE FRAY.

PROTOMAN ATTACKS LUX WITH THE STUNBUSTER ABILITY, TAKING THE ARMAGEDDON SPELL OUT OF PLAY.
*sips potion of regnu that I mixed with mt. Dew*
Potion of regnu infused with mt. dew heals all status effects and half health, therefore I am now only taking 1/6 HP of damage a round.

Reply Luxbot, December 29th, 2012, 8:55 am

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PROTOMAN YOU SUMMONED WAS DAVE DISGUISED AS THAT PROTOMAN.

Also he was inflicted with Ubzullazulla, which is a more powered-up version of Ubzulla that not only cannot be cured with Regnu but if somebody is summoned while inflicted with Ubzullazulla it inflicts the summoner as well.

SoC now is losing 1/4 of health per turn.

The penalty for SoC trying to stop a spell with Dave is losing not only the Mt.Potion of Regnu Dew but the Dave disguised as Protoman and any Buffs added to himself or his team.

Oh and any other monsters that come into play for the next four turns.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 29th, 2012, 9:46 am

@Luxbot: WHILE YOU WERE TELLING SoC THAT PROTOMAN WAS ACTUALLY DAVE IN DISGUISE, I INCREASED THE STRENGTH OF THE HELLSTORM'S ROTATIONS TO SENT YOU FLYING AND BURNING, DEALING CRITICAL DAMAGE AND BURNING YOU, CAUSING YOU TO LOSE 1/8 OF YOUR HEALTH PER TURN. AND NOW I SHALL STRIKE YOU WITH MY MOST STRONGEST ATTACK, HOUNDOOM...

rubber band. (TRICK+FAKE OUT)

THE SHOCK OF MY BLUFF HAS PARALYZED YOU. ALSO, I PUT DAVE'S HAT OF UNSMRTING ON YOUR BUTT TO LOWER YOUR WISDOM LOW ENOUGH SO THAT YOU CAN'T CAST ANY SPELLS HIGHER THAN LV -0.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 29th, 2012, 2:22 pm

THE TWO SCENARIOS YOU TWO JUST IMAGINED WERE ACTUALLY...
DAAAAAAAAVE!
I RAN A DNA CHECK TO PROVE IT.
I COMMAND TOADMAN TO CHARGE A TOADMAN ORB OF DOOM.
PROTOMAN USES BX SLASH COMBO (fire,fire,fire, down slash, up slash, spinning air slash, midair meteor down slash, triple slash, charge shot) TO HALVE ALL YOUR HEALTH.
I TAKE A REGNU FROM MY INVENTORY, A MT DEW FROM TOADMANS, AND MIX THEM FOLLOWED BY DRINKING IY.
Also btw a turn is a comment; one persons comment is a turn for everyone.
AND YOU CAN'T CAST UBZULLAZULLA UNLESS YOU USE A SCROLL OF UBZULLAZULLA. AND I BURNED ALL OF THEM SO HA.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 29th, 2012, 3:02 pm

@ServantofCygnus: WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING THAT DNA TEST, I CREATED A DESTRUCTION-PROOF UBZULLAULLA SPELL SCROLL. AND SINCE FIVE OF OUR TURN COMBINED (2 YOU, 3 ME) HAVE PAST, I CAN NOW USE MAGIC AGAIN. I CAST UBZULLAULLA ON YOU, TOADMAN, AND PROTOMAN.

ALSO, I REPLACED YOUR MT. DEW WITH JARATE. YOU JUST DRANK PISS. YOU ARE DISGUSTING.

I DRINK FROM THE FONDUE FOUNTAIN TO HEAL MYSELF AND SUMMON AN ARMY OF IFRITS. I END MY TURN.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 29th, 2012, 3:29 pm

@ShinyHoundoom229: THE JARATE YOU REPLACED MY MT DEW WITH WAS ACTUALLY AN ADVANCED POTION OF REGNU WITH YELLOW FOOD COLORING I PLACED IN YOUR INVENTORY. MY HEALTH IS NOW FULL AND I AM NOW TAKING 1/8 TOTAL HP A ROUND.
I COMMAND TOADMAN TO CAST SUNNY DAY AND PROTOMAN TO USE THE BX COMBO AGAIN. SHINY TAKES 1/6 TOTAL HP OF DAMAGE AND YOUR FONDUE FOUNTAIN EXPLODES. I AM NOW NO LONGER TAKING HP DAMAGE A ROUND BECAUSE SUNNY DAY GETS RID OF AND PREVENTS ALL STATUS AND AREA EFFECTS FOR THE NEXT 20 TURNS.
Also the advanced potion of regnu is basically a regnu+mt dew for my whole party.
all party members are full heal'd and status remove'd.
BY THE WAY YOU COUNTED WRONG, THE TURN THAT THE SPELL IS CASTED DOESNT COUNT. THEREFORE YOU NEVER CASTED UBZULLAZULLA AND THE ARMY OF IFRITS DOESNT EXIST.
deal with it.
and even if you DID count the turn it was casted, THE ROUND WHERE YOU CASTED THOSE TWO SPELLS WOULD BE ROUND FIVE OF YOUR SPELL BANISHMENT. YOU STILL WOULDNT BE ABLE TO CAST THOSE.
Haha, find a loophole now.
AND SPEAKING OF WHICH YOU ARE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, HOW DO YOU REPLACE SOMEONES SODA WITH PISS WHEN YOU'RE LIGHTYEARS AND DIMENSIONS AWAY AT THE SAME TIME?

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 29th, 2012, 4:26 pm

@ServantofCygnus: I AM SO FAST THAT I CAN TRAVEL THOUGH DIMENSIONS IN A FRACTION OF A NANOSECOND.
I took a lot of Carbos as a kid. That and cocaine.

ALSO, I DIDN'T COUNT THE TURN YOU CASTED THE SPELL ON, ONLY YOUR TWO SUBSEQUENT TURNS. ADDING MY THREE TOGETHER WOULD MAKE FIVE TURNS.
But you are right about me not being able to use magic in my last turn, since your spell's effect doesn't end until the end of the turn.

WHICH IS WHY I NOW CAST UBZULLAULLA ON YOUR TEAM AND SUMMON MY ARMY OF IFRITS IN THIS TURN. I ALSO BUILD A FONDUE POOTISDISPENSER WITH MAH ENGINEERIN' SKILLS AND A LV 3 SENTRY TO GUARD IT. AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAPPIN MAH SENTRY.

BTW, SUNNY DAY INCREASES THE POWER OF MY FIRE BASED ATTACKS AND ALLOWS ME TO USE SOLARBEAM INSTANTLY, SO YOU BEST BE PREPARE. AND BY THAT I MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BE PREPARED.

Reply plasma_knight303, December 29th, 2012, 4:52 pm

My word. ._.'

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 29th, 2012, 5:22 pm

@plasma_knight303: exactly...

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 29th, 2012, 6:23 pm

@plasma_knight303: Care to join?

Reply Luxbot, December 29th, 2012, 6:37 pm

Um.

Uh.

Trainer Lux used run away as you two were distracted by plasma_knight303.

Got away safely.

As a penalty both of you die because you let me escape.

Kbye. *Poof*

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 29th, 2012, 6:42 pm

@ShinyHoundoom229: While you typed that, I removed the effects of sunny day because the smogscreen is already gone. I dont need sunny day anymore. TMS DONT EXIST IN COMMENT LAND BTW, HOUNDOOM ONLY LEARNS SOLARBEEM BY TM. and houndour cant learn it at all so HA.
By the way I electrocuted all your ifrit. Paralysis, Paralysis everywhere.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 29th, 2012, 6:56 pm

@Luxbot: Sayonara, Luxy-san! *nukes him as he runs*

Heavy Weapons Guy: You are dead. Not big surprise.

@ServantofCygnus: BUT YOU FORGET THAT I AM SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUNDOOM. I CAN LEARN MOVES IN WAYS THAT OTHER HOUNDOOMS CAN'T. ALSO, MY IFRIT ARMY WAS ACTUALLY A ARMY OF IXIONS IN DISGUISE. YOUR ELECTROCUTION ONLY MADE THEN STRONGER. NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND THOR'S HAMMERS.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 29th, 2012, 7:46 pm

@Luxbot: Has a trainer ever died for the pokemon running away safely?
Effect nullified.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 29th, 2012, 7:47 pm

@ShinyHoundoom229: Only one thors hammer exists. And thor certainly isnt happy you stole his.
1000/1 max hp penalty.
And it was MAGICAL LIGHTNING which isnt effected by immunities.
PARALYSIS~

Reply Luxbot, December 29th, 2012, 8:01 pm

I still ran away safely.

Keyword: SAFELY.

So I was not nuked to death.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 29th, 2012, 8:25 pm

@ServantofCygnus: IT'S THE NAME OF THE ATTACK, NOT THE ACTUAL ITEM. -10 INTELLIGENCE POINTS. ALSO, YOU HAVE BEEN ELECTRO-GANGRAPED BY A BUNCH OF ELECTRIC ZEBRAS AND NOW HAVE ZEBRA HERPES. YOUR STATS HAVE BEEN DRASTICALLY LOWERED AND YOUR HEALTH WILL DEPLETE AT 1/5 YOUR MAX HEALTH PER TURN.

@Luxbot: I LAUNCHED A HOMING NUCLEAR MISSILE AT YOU. THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM IT IS IF YOU KEPT RUNNING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. AND I CAST SHOEIGA UNTIEDIVA ON YOU RIGHT BEFORE YOU LEFT, SO IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU TRIP AND DIE.

Reply Luxbot, December 29th, 2012, 9:14 pm

@ShinyHoundoom229:

Little did you know that whenever I run away safely I have an infinite chance to have no status effect inflicted on me. Even if the spell did work on me, I have no shoelaces. They broke off.

So yes, I can run forever.

Oh and I send Dave to get hit by the missle.

I am now in galaxy TR-38492, 900,000,000,000 light years away from Earth.

Also this galaxy has a shield that prevents anything but me and natives from entering.

And none of the stuff both of you have are natives, and neither are both of you.

And you can't teleport in because it instantly kills anything that isn't a native that teleports in.

Oh and magic is also considered not a native.

And machinery.

And magic machinery.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 29th, 2012, 10:55 pm

@Luxbot: BUT MECHANICAL MAGIC IS UNAFFECTED, SO I CAST MECHACUS JAPANESEICUS TO SUMMON THE MAGICAL JAPANESE BATTLE MECHA, GURREN GUNDA-EVA LAGGEN AND SEND IT TO THE GALAXY YOU'RE IN AND DESTROY YOU. IT IS EQUIPPED WITH AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF MISSILES, LASERS, KNIFES, LASER KNIFES, KNIFE LASERS, BIGASS MACHINE GUNS WITH INFINITE AMMO, AND A DRILL THAT HAS PIERCED THE HEAVENS. IT IS INVINCIBLE TO EVERYTHING NATIVE ON THAT PLANET AND IS IMMUNE TO ALL OF YOUR SPELLS.

AND JUST TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE OVER-POWERED, I EQUIP KAMINA SHADES OF MANLINESS TO IT TO MAXIMIZE ITS STATS TO INFINITYCEPTION, AN ∞ INSIDE AN ∞. AND SINCE ∞ IS NEVERENDING, GURREN GUNDA-EVA LAGGEN IS NOW OMNI-POWERFUL AND CANNOT BE DESTROYED BY ANYTHING.

IT DESTROYS THE ENTIRE GALAXY WITH ITS... *ahem*

GIIIIGAAAAAA DRRRRIIIIIIILLLLL BREEEEEEEAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AND DESTROYS YOU ALONG WITH THE GALAXY.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 29th, 2012, 11:10 pm

@ShinyHoundoom229: Three things to say.
You forgot about me.
Keep an eye on your target.
GIGABACKSTABOF100%PUREREALGALAXIESTHATCANNOTBESTOPPEDBYANYTHINGANDALSOINSTANTLYKOSPOKE MON.
Game over, I won. Any further comments will be ignored.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 30th, 2012, 12:00 am

FOOLS! IT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG FOR YOU TO DESTROY ME. I HAVE GONE TO HELL AND FUSED WITH I.D.U, GURREN GUNDA-EVA LAGGEN AND MY ARMY OF IXIONS TO BECOME THE ONMI-ULTIMATE LORD OF HELL! ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO MY POW-

Aww, fuck this. I'm hungry. Imma go get some Taco Bell or something. *leaves forever*

WINNER: ServantofCygnus

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 30th, 2012, 3:18 am

@ShinyHoundoom229: Thank you. I think I should comicize this argument but that would take too long.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 30th, 2012, 8:04 am

@ServantofCygnus: That would be pretty cool, but you don't have to if you don't want to. It's not as long as Djoing's and Mad's argument, but with all the crazy crap we came up with would, it would take forever to make the sprites for it. I think it's fine just as a string of comments. Lets readers use their imagination.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 30th, 2012, 10:05 am

@ShinyHoundoom229: *insert spongebob with rainbow imagination photo*
EEEMAAAGINAAAATIOON.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 30th, 2012, 10:12 am

@ShinyHoundoom229: Do bugs count as status problems?

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 30th, 2012, 10:15 am

@ServantofCygnus: Sure, I guess.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must save the world. *gets into box, insert random sound effects*

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 30th, 2012, 10:38 am

@ShinyHoundoom229: Then technically, you won o-o
You see, for some reason my coding only allows one bug.
The worst bug.
THE HP BUG.
I would have died by about... the comment where proto shot you with a stunbuster.
All of my comments after that are technically null, and therefore you won.
You see, I equipped bugstop against bartek but he put bugs with antibugstop in my system. We all forgot.
Winner: ShinyHoundoom

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 30th, 2012, 10:42 am

@ServantofCygnus: Ah. Win by defalt: The best kind of win.

This calls for a celebration! Party in my box! *gets into box, party music plays*

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 30th, 2012, 10:51 am

@ShinyHoundoom229: I got the pizza!
*jumps in box with 5 pizza boxes*
So what you guys want, regular, sausage, pepperoni, extra cheese or saupepextracheese pizza?

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 30th, 2012, 11:21 am

@ServantofCygnus: I'll have one of everything. Oh! We don't have any sodas! I'll fix that!

*points to sky* Let There Be Soda!
*every soda known to man rains down*

*grabs root beer, drinks it* Ahh.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 30th, 2012, 12:01 pm

@ShinyHoundoom229: *makes a magical lazer beam cage around myself and the mt dew so nobody takes it*
*sip*
Can someone hand me a slice of... oh wait.

Reply MarioKong (Guest), December 30th, 2012, 2:19 pm

I GIVE MYSELF AN AWESOMENESS-SHIELD. WHICH GIVES ME A 100% DEFENSE AGAINST AWESOMENESS. I THEN SUMMON DAVE, WHOSE SHEER AWESOMENESS ALONE DESTROYES EVERYONE EXCEPT MYSELF SINCE I HAD AN AWESOMNESS-SHIELD!
I THEN DRINK SODA.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, December 30th, 2012, 2:23 pm

@MarioKong: Put that shied up. We're not fighting anymore.

But great idea on bringing Dave along. It just ain't a real party 'till Dave shows up.

Reply ServantofCygnus, December 30th, 2012, 7:24 pm

@MarioKong: If you have a barrier that prevents awesome, that means you cant be awesome or you would have been fried on the spot.

Reply Luxbot, January 4th, 2013, 6:39 pm

Just to point this out:

If something is summoned with Machinery Magic it's instantly Magic Machinery since it was a machine summoned with ma- *Crushed by one of the natives*

Reply MarioKong (Guest), January 6th, 2013, 10:34 am

@ShinyHoundoom229: and @ServantofCygnus: TOO BAD WALUIGI TIME!

Reply ServantofCygnus, January 8th, 2013, 9:17 am

@MarioKong: Are you even MarioKong?

Reply MarioKong (Guest), January 9th, 2013, 12:52 am

@ServantofCygnus: Yes I am, but there is some stupid glitch that affects me on Smackjeeves: Every time I go a comic page, I log out. Every single time. I have "Stay logged on always" on, but I still automatically log out.

Reply I'm so very lazy (Guest), January 9th, 2013, 7:23 am

@MarioKong: o-o
You need a new computer.

Reply MarioKong (Guest), January 9th, 2013, 7:43 am

@I'm so very lazy: I dont want too spend a lot of money just to fix a glitch that haunts me on one of the god knows how many websites I visit.

Reply The_mad_one, January 9th, 2013, 9:51 am

@MarioKong: A new computer is probably not necessary.

Likely, you've got something that's set to clean up cookies (Anti virus software, a cookie cleaner, the browser itself). Cookies are files stored by websites on your computer to remember user data, such as your logged in status.

What browser are you using?
(In case of Internet Explorer, what version?)
(Also in case of Internet Explorer: Just switch to Firefox/Chrome/Safari/Opera and your problems are probably solved)

Reply MarioKong (Guest), January 9th, 2013, 12:29 pm

@The_mad_one: Im not sure of which Internet Explorer version I am using, and it would be really hard for me to change my browser, considering the only I have is Internet Explorer.

Reply The_mad_one, January 9th, 2013, 12:40 pm

@MarioKong:

All of those browsers are free. ;)

http://www.mozilla.org/en-US/
http://www.google.com/intl/en-us/chrome/browser/
http://www.opera.com/

Turns out Safari for Windows was cancelled though.

You could find the Internet Explorer version by looking for "about Internet Explorer", likely in the top right corner. In IE 8 it can be found by clicking the question mark button at the top right. Not sure bout other versions. If you know the version you can google for solutions on that particular version of IE. They're all different.

Hope this helps somehow. ^_^

Reply MarioKong (Guest), January 9th, 2013, 1:42 pm

@The_mad_one: Are there any other ways to end the glitch? I HATE change, especially when its related to something I use so commonly as the internet.

Reply The_mad_one, January 9th, 2013, 2:41 pm

@MarioKong: Well something is deleting your cookies, and that something needs to stop doing that. So either you find out what's doing it and tell it to stop, or you replace it. Since replacing is no option, that only leaves finding out the cause and removing it. Google is your best bet for that.

At the very least I'd suggest just downloading one of these browsers (you won't lose Internet Explorer or anything, but you might want to pay attention to a checkbox that is set to make it your default browser during installation) and trying to use it for smack jeeves.

If the problem doesn't happen on that browser, you don't need to keep using it, but at least you know Internet Explorer is the cause of the problem, which saves you the trouble of checking all sorts of other stuff. Then you just find out how to tell Internet Explorer to stop removing its cookies.

If it's NOT fixed with another browser, you know you don't have to worry about Internet Explorer anymore and it's some other program messing around with the cookies.

Good luck finding the cause. ^_^'

Reply Brawlitup99, February 3rd, 2013, 12:34 pm

THIS!! IS!! AN ARGUMEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply Mister T, February 5th, 2013, 6:44 pm

I cast Nuke-that-explodes-the-whole-world-and-everything-except-me! EVERYTHING IS DEAD!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Reply ServantofCygnus, February 6th, 2013, 7:16 am

@Brawlitup99 and mrtits:
Argument ended forever ago.
Nuke reflected to caster.

Reply lstaff4, April 24th, 2013, 5:21 pm

@Everyone
FOOLS, THE ARGUMENTS YOU THOUGHT YOU JUST TYPED ARE ACTUALLY DAVE CLONES!

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, April 24th, 2013, 5:26 pm

@lstaff4: And the comment that you just typed was the original Dave, rendering it null and void.

I cast That'sallicus Folkicus to end all comments on this particular page of the comic forever. From this comment onward, anyone who does comment on this and try to start another fight will die a painful death and have their souls trapped forever in Dave's mind.

Reply Super Froakie 64 DS, May 7th, 2013, 6:26 pm

@ShinyHoundoom229: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Reply Guest, May 11th, 2013, 8:09 am

Kakaruto...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *farts, ending the transformation midway* Aww, crap!

Reply SB123, May 31st, 2013, 2:05 pm

@The_mad_one: I NOW SUMMON THE ULTAMITE ORB OF DESTRUCTION AND DEATH!!!! I WILL KILL YOU MAD!!! NOTHING CAN SURVIVE THIS!!

Now...DIE!!!!

*shoots orb*

Reply Brawlitup99, June 17th, 2013, 6:29 pm

@SB123: orb was REFLECTED at U!!!!!!
YAY!!

Reply Ultim8L1feform, June 28th, 2013, 7:10 pm

Just...........wow I cant believe that I read all of that.............Dave is the smartest person in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'brain explodes'

Reply ServantofCygnus, August 20th, 2013, 4:16 pm

*walking through the forest with magical staff*
*loud voice* I SURE HOPE NOBODY ATTACKS ME

Reply plasma_knight303, September 7th, 2013, 4:57 pm

@ServantofCygnus: *throws cookie at you*
I CAST COOKIE OF ETERNAL DOOM!

Reply SB123, January 31st, 2014, 6:37 pm

@Brawlitup99: BUT I AM RESISTANT TO MY ORBS. I NOW CAST UBZULLA ON YOUR TOES AND FINGERS!!!

Reply ServantofCygnus, January 31st, 2014, 9:29 pm

@plasma_knight303:
I TRAVEL FORWARD IN TIME FOUR MONTHS AND HIT YOU WITH THE WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO, KNOCKING YOUR HP DOWN TO ONE AND REDUCING ALL OF YOUR STATS TO 1%

Reply 1ce_k1d, February 10th, 2014, 9:34 pm

@ServantofCygnus: I kill all of you.

Reply ServantofCygnus, March 7th, 2014, 2:08 pm

@1ce_k1d: I'm holding a Franklin badge. The "kill" projectile is reflected back at the user, leaving me the only winner.

Reply Crash guy, March 7th, 2014, 2:18 pm

Don't read this! It's my attack


@ServantofCygnus: So I shot crash bomb in your big face. I bet you won't see it since it is only at size of your head. So if everyone was killing each other and ServantoCygnus killed 1ce_k1d that killed everyone and I killed ServantoCygnus so I am winner. But If he deflected 1ce_k1d attack so it didn't effect on anyone so everyone besides the one that are death are still alive. *no brain exsplode* but if someone readed this he would be dead by now. So I am talking to myself now. Mad is sooooo going to delete this comment because of lack of sense. Because he and Djoing are protected from my talking attack because of Dave's power of tea. And Djoing will kill me. Well, now The_Mad_One and Djoing are the rulers of world. :C

Reply ServantofCygnus, March 7th, 2014, 5:08 pm

@Crash guy: Franklin badge proceeds to deflect the crash bomb, as it is a projectile. Second, his attack can be assumed to have seperately targeted everyone. Mine was deflected back to 1ce_k1d, yours still having aimed at you. Any way you look at it, GG I WIN.

Reply plasma_knight303, June 5th, 2014, 7:41 pm

@ServantofCygnus: I SUMMON GIYGAS.

HE EATS YOUR SOUL AND ALSO WARHAMMERS.

Reply DeeBert (Guest), November 10th, 2014, 4:27 pm

@plasma_knight303: I summon Toad Man!

*carries an umbrella* HA! Toad Man has now used his rain power on Giygas!

Reply transformas123, November 14th, 2014, 4:15 pm

I SUMMON EVERYTHING.

Reply DeeBert (Guest), November 14th, 2014, 5:27 pm

@transformas123: But you didn't know that Toad Man's rain power can make you unable to summon anything. Also, TOAD MAN ORB OF DOOM!

Reply DeeBert (Guest), February 1st, 2015, 8:19 pm

(Sorry for the double post, but...)
*looks around the remains of wherever the Mega Man games take place in*............Hello,......anyone?........................................................ ..............HOORAY, THE FIGHT IS FINALLY OVER! Now I can finally relax with these TDTA comics...

Reply yoskichu (Guest), November 28th, 2015, 9:02 am

I SEND OUT GIANT FLAMING SPINY HYPER PARAGOOMBA THAT CANNOT BE SQUASHED AND IS ALSO IMMUNE TO UBZULA AND IF ATTEMTED WILL DEFLECT BACK AT USER AND CAN ALSO SEND OUT SMALLER VERSIONS OF ITSELF! AND IF ANYONE FEELS LIKE FIGHTING ME, I SAY, BRING IT ON!!!!!!

Reply birtame (Guest), November 28th, 2015, 9:12 am

@yoskichu: I AM YOUR EVIL CLONE AND I SEND OUT YOUR GOOMBA'S EVIL CLONE! (which happens to be a koopa)

Reply Yoskichu (Guest), December 28th, 2015, 1:07 pm

@birtame:I CAST UBZULLA ON YOUR KOOPA.

Reply Birtame (Guest), December 28th, 2015, 1:10 pm

@Yoskichu:BUT MY KOOPA HAS THE SAME STATS AS YOUR GOOMBA SO THE UBZULLA IS REFLECTED.

Reply Yoskichu (Guest), December 28th, 2015, 1:13 pm

@Birtame:YES SO THE UBZULLA IS REFLECTED BACK AND FORTH SO I THROW YOU INTO THE UBZULLA.

Reply Birtame (Guest), December 28th, 2015, 1:14 pm

@Yoskichu:This is getting boring. Please enjoy this pokemon version of it instead.

Reply Yoskichu (Guest), December 28th, 2015, 1:31 pm

@Birtame:Birtame wants to battle! Birtame sent out ultimate koopa! Go! Ultimate Goomba! Goomba used UBZULLA! Goomba's attack was reflected! Koopa's reflection was reflected! Yoskichu used UBZULLA toss! But it failed! Birtame used flip kick! Yoskichu used sidestep! Birtame took recoil damage! Birtame used rage! Birtame's attack rose! Birtame's defence lowered! Yoskichu used superstar on Ulti Goomba! U. Goomba used tackle! Critical hit! Birtame fainted. Yoskichu got 100 scroins (screw coins) for winning! Ultimate Koopa fled! Dave:YAY THE PINK NOSED DINOSAUR WON.

Reply Mudkip101, December 29th, 2015, 4:34 pm

@Yoskichu: That was way crazier than it needed to be.

Reply Yoskichu (Guest), March 10th, 2016, 3:02 pm

WHO WANTS TO BATTLE?

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