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Top Man: page 14

June 2nd, 2011, 12:00 pm

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Author's Comments:

June 1st, 2011, 1:27 pm

That game over music is probably the most cheerful thing in the entire game.

October 23rd, 2019, 6:32 am

June 1st, 2011, 1:34 pm

Still, it doesn't quite make you feel good.

User's Comments:

Reply Zak TH, June 2nd, 2011, 12:08 pm

That was fun, but now you're done
You're outta luck because you suck
You're not quite as good as everyone else who plays it
Don't continue just give in you silly boob ya freakin' noob
Just turn of the power and cry yourself to sleep, you pussy

You will never get ahead, you might be better off as dead
And nobody in the whole world would ever miss you
Everybody's talking smack, insulting you behind your back
About how you're such a pathetic excuse for life

Reply Dregan, June 2nd, 2011, 12:24 pm

I like that they do actually give you a code for when you have yet to achieve or reach anything.

Reply RyoSoulreaper, June 2nd, 2011, 12:45 pm

I concur with Dregan

Reply Thanatos-Zero, June 2nd, 2011, 1:10 pm

@The_Mad_One What?! Your power of madness wasn't enough to kill Topman? UNBELIEVEABLE!

I say that this robot has cheated! Why else would he have grasped victory about you and your brother?

Reply Shadow_Da_Hedgie, June 2nd, 2011, 1:57 pm

TMO POWER DID NOT WORK.

Seriously though guys, this is the easiest boss in the game. WHERE DID YOUR SKILLS GO?

Reply Metal (Guest), June 2nd, 2011, 2:18 pm

^
Where Pikachu's levels and Ash's skills go in the pokemon anime every time Ash starts a new region.


Duh.

Reply NoahTH, June 2nd, 2011, 2:27 pm

Must. Watch. Brentalfloss!

Reply Luxbot, June 2nd, 2011, 2:27 pm

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS "Bworp"-Y ARM.*


*Look at the introduction to MM3 if you're confused.

Reply The_mad_one, June 2nd, 2011, 3:02 pm

@Shadow_Da_Hedgie:

We couldn't dodge his tops because:
1. We weren't near the edge of the screen
2. We didn't think of sliding

This means he hits us every time we hit him, and he needs 7 hits at most, we need 14.

Reply MarkTheHedgehog, June 2nd, 2011, 5:45 pm

Gah! I have idea! Let's SPIN this situation around!

Reply Maowe, June 2nd, 2011, 7:25 pm

nice pun... and brentfloss is wrong for that song :3 but i say topman is the ultimate cheater.

Reply Striffen Cloud, June 2nd, 2011, 8:29 pm

>_< Zak TH and theawesomepizzaman beat me to it. (assuming that YT link is what I think it is)

Also, @Metal @previouspage: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

Reply Tex, June 3rd, 2011, 3:23 am

FAVED

heheh.

Reply Pingas260XL, June 3rd, 2011, 9:18 am

This is why you always do MAGNET MAN FIRST! TOP MAN'S WEAKNESS IS HARD KNUCKLE AND HARD MAN'S WEAKNESS IS MAGNET MISSILE! But its fine, whoever won obviously picked the best order to go in.

Reply The_mad_one, June 3rd, 2011, 10:02 am

@Pingas260XL:
We didn't pick just 1 entry.

For every list submitted, the first robot of the list got 7 points, the second got 6 points, and so on till the last one gets 0 points.

In the end, the one with the most points, Top Man, came first. Many people gave him a first or second place in their list.
The next stage will be the master with the 2nd highest score.

Reply Pingas260XL, June 3rd, 2011, 10:08 pm

Ah, I though you just picked the set that you thought was best. But still, Magnet Man is the most vulnerable to the buster.

Reply MarioKong, February 24th, 2012, 5:17 am

That was fun, but now you're done
You're outta luck because you suck
You're not quite as good as everyone else who plays it
Don't continue just give in you silly boob ya fuckin' noob
Just turn of the power and cry yourself to sleep, you pussy

You will never get ahead, you might be better off as dead
And nobody in the whole world would ever miss you
Everybody's talking smack, insulting you behind your back
About how you're such a pathetic excuse for life

So grab a knife and take a stab, you handicapped vagina scab
You honestly make me sick and I want to kick you
How'd you even learn to walk you wrinkly little poodle cock?
If I was your mother I'd drown your ass in boiling water

You're a sack of putrid shit
Dig a hole! Jump in it!
You really don't deserve to be left alive
So hold your breath until you're blue
%&#¤ your mom and sister too!
Your family and friends will all die because of what you've done today
Game over.

By BrentalFloss.
Not by me. Dont kill yourself. Continue with comic. Its awesome.

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